I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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