just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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