Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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