You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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