Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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