Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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