What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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