I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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