Midget sex pt 2 tonight
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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