I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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