If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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