sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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