ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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