You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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