Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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