i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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