Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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