Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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