You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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