ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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