I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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