D3 body, D1 cock
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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