So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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