HIV tests are more positive than that guy
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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