For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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