in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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