you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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