I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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