Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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