just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
