Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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