so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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