You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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