The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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