Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My friends, they love my intelligence
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
