You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
it's like iHOP with fire
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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