real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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