Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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