We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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