thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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