sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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