We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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