He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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