Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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