There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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