Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Found the puke drawer
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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