What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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