Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He shit in the fireplace
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
