yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
