I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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