should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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