i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I looked at my own cervix.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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