I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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