Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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