it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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